I am the worst pitcher in the world.

P.S. I’d like to thank our friends at Philly Phandom for this this thread, they handled this situation better than I could have thought to and I’m straight up ripping them off. Plus, they run a damn good blog.

P.S.S I’d like to mention one positive from tonight. 39,031 fans showed up and, for once, we outnumbered Met fans. I can’t remember a single time that’s happened, where we have a huge crowd for a Met game and it was mostly our fans. That’s a pretty good sign for the future, I think.